Saturday, February 26, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
How To Date/Be married to a Med Student
I found this helpful article when a fellow classmate posted it on facebook. Among the favorites of the class are numbers 3, 8, 10, and 11. Enjoy!
: How to Date a Med Student
1. Don't expect to see them. Ever.
2. Accept the fact they will have many affairs. With their books.
3. Learn to hide your “ew, gross” reactions when they tell you all the stuff you never wanted to know about your bodily functions.
4. Support them when they come home after each test, upset because they failed—and gently remind them after they get their well above passing grade how unnecessary the “I’m going to fail out of medical school and never become an MD” dramatics are.
5. Each week they will have a new illness. Some will be extremely rare, others will be more mundane. Doesn’t matter. They will be certain they have it (no second opinions necessary.) Med school can, and will, turn even the sanest into a hypochondriac. Date them for long enough, and you’ll become one too.
6. There will be weeks you'll forget you even have a boyfriend—friends will ask how he is and you'll say, “What? Who? Oh....right. He's well...I think.”
7. They'll make you hyper-aware that germs are everywhere and on everything. Even though you used to walk into your home with your shoes on, and sit on your bed in the same clothes you just wore while riding the subway, or sat on a public bench in, you'll become far too disgusted to ever do it again. Believe me, it's going to get bad...you'll watch yourself transform into the anal retentive person you swore you'd never become. And when you witness others perform these same acts that, before you began dating your med student, you spent your entire life doing too, you'll wince and wonder, “Ew! How can they do that? Don't they know how many germs and bacteria they're spreading??!”
8. Romantic date = Chinese take-out in front of the TV on their 10 minute study break.
9. A vacation together consists of a trip down the street to Walgreens for new highlighters and printer paper.
10. Their study habits will make you feel like a complete slacker. For them, hitting the books 8-to-10 hours a day is not uncommon, nor difficult. You'll wonder how you ever managed to pass school on your meager one hour of studying per night.
11. They're expected to know everything. Everything! The name of the 8 billion-lettered, German sounding cell that lives in the depths of your inner ear, the technical term for the “no one's ever heard of this disease” disease that exists only on one foot of the Southern tip of the African continent. But ask them if your knee is swollen, or what you should do to tame your mucous-filled cough, or why the heck your head feels like someone's been drilling through it for oil for two weeks straight, and they won't have a clue.
12. “My brain's filled with so much information, I can't be expected to remember THAT!" will be the standard excuse for forgetting anniversaries, birthdays, and, if you get this far, probably the birth of your first-born.
13. You'll need friends with unending patience who pretend never to get sick of listening to your endless venting and complaints. Or, you'll need to pay a therapist who will pretend never to get sick of listening to your endless venting and complaints.
But take this all with a grain of salt. It's not like I'm speaking from experience or anything...
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Rearranging the Mantle





all roads lead to ...
You've heard the expression all roads lead to Rome. Well, it seems that the same thing can be said of the gut. Atherosclerosis affects most other vessels of the body. Even in the anatomy lab, the arteries that have been affected by atherosclerosis are hard and break when handled. This, however, never happens to the vessels of the gut.
The reason why the heart, aorta, brain, etc are so prone to this build up of plaque is because there is usually one vessel to supply one area. In order to get blood to that area of the body, the body has no choice but to travel that road. Plaque, therefore, is deposited only in that one vessel each time the blood passes that way.
The gut however, has an extensive collateral system. As you would guess, there are many many roads to get almost anywhere in the gut that you want to go. This goes for arteries and veins. The gut even has two venous systems to get blood back to the heart. Most travels through the portal system through the liver then to the heart. But, in case there's a problem with that system, the body also has areas that connect to systemic veins (or the veins that bring blood from everywhere else in the body back to the heart). This way, there is always a way to get the blood back to the heart, even in less than ideal situations.
I found this fact very interesting. The body will often demonstrate what is most important by it's blood supply. And as you can clearly hear, the body is telling you that the gut is very very important. However, if you ever have to run from a bear the blood going to the gut is sacrificed and re-routed to the muscles...but that's for another time.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Superbowl Weekend
Then for the superbowl, we were able to go to a friends house to watch the game. We had a great visit and talked long after the game ended. Had a little trouble getting up this morning but it was so worth it.
It's amazing how God has blessed us recently with such amazing friends. Although I do not consider Shreveport home and don't think that I ever will, having such great friends here has made the experience of living away from our friends at home such better. I am excited about the new friendships that are developing and look forward to growing those friendships. At school, the relationships are not the same and it's easy to get into a negative attitude. Several people would describe themselves, joking or seriously, as miserable. I don't want to be that way. I want to be happy about where I am at. I am in medical school. I worked really hard to get here and I'll have to work really hard to stay. This is what I want to do . Whether I make money at this later or not (Thank you, Obama), this is the career path I want to take. I believe that this is exactly where God has placed me and I plan to enjoy the journey.
I love you all and really miss y'all. Getting a little homesick lately and look forward to seeing each of you soon. Until then, it's back to the book and dinner with some great friends.
